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'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'They're playing house.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Estate Agent Office

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

A man working on a model airplane

"Well, you know what they say...geo-location, geo-location, geo-location!"

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

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