Honey Fans Gifts

Bees SOS

Toadstools

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Bumble Bee

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Honey Wallah

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Vacant possession.

GDP and G&T.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Mother's Day at the Hive

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.