Honey-do List Dodger Gifts

What she said/What he heard...

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Homework flavored dog food

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'Eat my homework! Come on, Spot, eat my homework! If I turn it in, I won't pass!'

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"