Honey Badger Humor Pillows

Honey badger do care.

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"I hate my job!"

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

Hot dog warmer

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

Banana Ballet

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

The Puppet Poop

'But I've had a tiring day myself, darling!'

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"I know you're in there, Miriam...hurry up, I have to go!"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'He doesn't know his arse from his elbow.'