Honesty Pillows

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

Guest and hostess are honest and rude to one another at a party

To find out exactly what I thought of everyone I knew, go to: www.brutallyhonest.com.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Now, don't lie to me. I'm not your wife."

Randy Klotz is an honest guy who would never lie to his girlfriend, but for some reason he remains single.

"You have to admire his honesty."

"I've always wanted to have sex with you, Tom."

'You only like girls that are truthful and honest Well, I'll tell you about my sex change operation then,'

The evening had been very romantic and he had brought her home like her Dad requested. But when she asked if he loved her, Larry just couldn't bring himself to lie on death's door.

'No wife or children to support, please don't give me much'

"...I'm not seeing another woman. I'm seeing another man!"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Augmented reality check

Child crying because he has cut his finger with scissors

A man who sends a fifty-pound note for unpaid income tax

"Would you like to come back to my place and face some uncomfortable truths?"

Johnny Spinwell, what an honor to have you in my humble cafe. The honor is mine. Show me how it's done, Johnny. Spin for me. I don't spin, sir. I tell the hard truth. I dig deep for frankness even when it pains me to say my greatest mistake was excessively loving peace and justice. Awesome! Thanks. It's in your best interest.

Do you believe that people in a relationship should be totally honest with each other? You know I do. But do you also believe there are things not worth sharing, such as when one person is sort-of unfaithful with another person. Specifically, with a person of the woman variety. Insult, injury, more insult.

“He’s my son, yes. But we only met a few times. Frankly, I hardly know him.”

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

The Second Everything Changed

"Sorry I’m late, honey — I was cheating on you."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'