Honest Persiflage Appreciator Gifts

"Hey, …. Could you help a guy qualify for federal matching funds?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Stop Ironic Graffiti

Big business is not evil

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"We pay the living dead wage."

'At least he's honest.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Most dog-like dog.

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"Are you binge watching again?"

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .