Homophone Hunters Mugs

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"There's more inside."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Jean Philippe Rameau

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

Real estate.

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

Antique oriental carpets.

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'Look, they're slowing down.'

Musical arrows.

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'