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'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Inn Spire

"I saw a saw saw a see-saw."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

A Club Sandwitch.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Garden variety allergies."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Spot Quiz....

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Burnout Syndrome...

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I propose the next person who says 'it is what it is,' we beat the living hell out of him."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Soccer coach of the year.

"Nasty sunburn."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Camel'