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"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Naming that Impala

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Tom Cruise

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Changing house name.

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Margaret...Meatball

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."