Homework Postponers Prints

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Serious Putty

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"File!"

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Good luck in your A Levels.

Studying and technology

Billy strip: help with homework.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"Of course there are still a few loose ends, funding...pensions...workload, but the good news is that we have got a concrete proposal for the new PCO letterheads!"

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'