Homework Delayers Prints

"Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Good, bad dog!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"A catfish ate my homework."

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'I said, 'bone-up' on my homework, not 'bone in' my homework.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

'I'm having trouble with math. Is math an acquired taste?'