Homework Delayers Mugs

"Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Good, bad dog!'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'I said, 'bone-up' on my homework, not 'bone in' my homework.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'I'm having trouble with math. Is math an acquired taste?'