Homework Procrastinators Mugs

"Let me get this straight - you didn't do your homework due to supply chain issues?"

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Of course the dog didn't eat my homework, the cat puked all over it."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Serious Putty

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"File!"

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

Procrastinators Incorporated

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Good luck in your A Levels.

Studying and technology

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"What's this? Now we have to hunt, gather and collate?"

Al, The Go-From Guy

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Invaders from Planet Manava.