Paperwork Postponers Prints

Desk boxes: tomorrow, next week, never.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"File!"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"Actually, no, Bill, I can't move faster than this pace. Sorry."

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

NeighWoof.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

In and Out Box

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir