Homework Monitor Prints

Did you finish your homework? Ungh

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'