Homework Assignment Prints

"I have to write a paper, and I have to use as many adjectives as I can to describe my family. Baldo, what six adjectives best describe you?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Do your research!

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams