Homework Season Prints

"I need materials for my awesome science project, mom. What's the limit on your credit card?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Grade 2 Cellist

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Serious Putty

Pull an all-nighter?

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."