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"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

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The Day Dreamer.

Child doing the washing up

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Americans More Optimistic

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

House Hunters of the Old West

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'If this isn't rich beyond your wildest dreams, your dreams aren't wild enough.'

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Estate Agents

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

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"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

For Sale by Non-Owners.

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence.'

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'