Homeownership Aspirant Mugs

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

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The Day Dreamer.

Child doing the washing up

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'If this isn't rich beyond your wildest dreams, your dreams aren't wild enough.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

House Hunters of the Old West

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

Estate Agents

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

'Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence.'

"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'