Homemade Food Pillows

"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"

From coach potato to kitchen potato!

'Sorry, my buns didn't agree with you.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Grandma's Pies

"I'm sorry you can't speak with her, the poor soul never gets out of the kitchen."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Baking

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Lockdown casserole

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'