Homeland Security Officer Pillows

'Those dumb Canadians won't bother us anymore sir.'

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

Barack Obama and his nun security team.

Office of Homeland Security

'I hate to bug you guys but am I safe yet?'

'We just wanted to let you know that the US military is protecting your home.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

TSA Noah

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

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Scarecrows guarding a field

Time Out For Teddy

Cafe Burns.

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'