Health And Safety Officers Pillows

Health and safety ...accident waiting to happen

'... And as you're a health and safety officer, we'll rule out anyone who says they 'like to live dangerously'.'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man using to much bug spray

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Bench Press Accident

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Cafe Burns.

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Danger Falling Leaves

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Safety Barriers

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'