Homecoming After Vacation Pillows

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Human cannonball.

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"I bet you miss your brother."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

When John Isner got home

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'