Homecoming After Vacation Pillows

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"

Human cannonball.

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

"I bet you miss your brother."

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

When John Isner got home

Mommy and I are back from New Zealand. How was your trip? It was great. I got to see where the Hobbits lived. And there was green everywhere. Then we had to go. They wouldn't grant you and your mom refugee status? No. We tried Antarctica after that. We tried real hard to fit in. But the penguins just would not accept us as part of their society. Tell your mommy Trump's only going to be president for eight short years.

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/