Homebound Hustlers Pillows

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Keeping occupied in lockdown

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Studio in December

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

The Real American Dream

The New Business Power Suit

Sport

The New Normal

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"And coach says to hurry it up because we're delaying '60 Minutes.'"

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

'We have a tournament to see which drug reps get to see the doctors.'

'I forgot my keys!'

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

"The commute is rough today."

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

How is the homeschooling going?

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"It helps me to focus more on success and less on my tail."

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

"It's great to have something we can all do together."

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

"Take the cords out of your ears. You can't transfer the words from the text book to your brain. You have to actually read the book."

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

A perk of self-employment.

Clancy: Starting Out with Nothing

Writing A Book Report.

How're you making money if not charging older ladies for dates? Reviewing products on online shopping sites. I give them one or two stars, maybe three. Unless the product manufacturer pays me, in which case I give the products five stars and a rave. You're kidding me. Nope. I want in. Get yourself your own scam.