Homebound Divers Pillows

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

He was forced to take early retirement.

"Sorry, water in my ears! What was that?...sharp?...spark?"

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

Teaching from Home

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

'It's alright for you - you're going home today!'

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Now remember if we do meet a shark, a sharp rap on his nose....

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

"See – they named a word after us: phlegmatic."

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

Deep sea diving problems.