Homebody Hunter Gifts

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

I thought I'd try hunting from home, but it's harder than I expected.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

Pajama Day 743

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Take me to your Larder!"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Big screen TV.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Knights of the bedside table.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"