Homebody Golfer Mugs

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"She's been so creative lately."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

Pajama Day 743

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Putting Practice.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"You are still here."