Home Golfer Mugs

Putting Practice.

Fore

'Don't move.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

"Duh!"

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Getting rid of the opposition.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"My kind of course."

"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"

"I hate playing with pros!"

Desert Island golf

Office carpets,putting green type.

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

Slippery hand golfer

Addressing The Ball

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

Women Golfers

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."