Home Ventilation Visionary Prints

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Lumbar support animal

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Thatched roof car.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Handyman's Special'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Sold his air rights."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Doulton Canada Geese

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Artists At The Auto Show

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'Why we have architects'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

'Are you the bloke who complained about a very powerful extractor fan?'

'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'

"I appreciate your sense of irony, but you can't pay for a virtual reality headset with a bad check."

"Real estate developers are God's creatures too."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"