Home Ventilation Visionary Pillows

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Lumbar support animal

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Thatched roof car.

'Handyman's Special'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

Doulton Canada Geese

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"You still working on your car?"

'Why we have architects'

"The world is expanding at an accelerated rate."

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

'Are you the bloke who complained about a very powerful extractor fan?'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"I appreciate your sense of irony, but you can't pay for a virtual reality headset with a bad check."

'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'