Home Upkeep Hero Prints

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Dummies Books.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."