Home Maintenance Hero Prints

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'Pull the cord! The vacuum works now!'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Man using to much bug spray

Yardless: Please help

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

The household cavalry

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Timber preservation

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

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