Housework Hero Prints

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

A woman's work is never done.

"You lick, I'll dry."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'Derek loves doing the ironing.'

Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Carpet cleaning

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'That's your exercising solution? Me vacuuming more so that you increase the amount of leg lifts you do?'

"Hello Mum. Of course I look tired, I've been battling the whole morning changing a duvet cover!"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Washing up

"The only 'male enhancement' I'd like is my husband cleaning out the gutters for my birthday."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"But you can't leave me! Who's going to do the dishes?"

'He was ironing his shirt when the phone rang.'

Famous last words.

'I hate to see you working so hard...Shut the door would you dear...!'

Washing instructions for lazy husband.

'I think I left the iron on.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Women uses a Zeppelin to fly help dry her laundry.

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."