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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

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"Even the waiters here are organic."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Keeping warm.

Rap music

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

A Macaroni in 1772

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'