Home Theater Setup T-Shirts

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Homo Zapiens

Cat gets a hole in one

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"In da house"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Inactive wear store.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Love is when you watch television together.