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This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

TV jester.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''