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"Yes, in case you are wondering, and I know you are, that was me on the news screaming, 'If you don't let me go back to work, I can't be responsible for what I do to my husband and kids!!!' Anyway, it's really good to be back."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

Commutobile

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Running out of Gas.

Tsunami Evac Route

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man