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'I didn't get to do any clothes shopping. It took me forever to pick out our new living room furniture.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Tuck Shop