Home Seller Hustler Pillows

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Engineer on the move.

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

The New Business Power Suit

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Real estate salesman.

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

"The commute is rough today."

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

'Damp. What damp?'

For sale

I sold my house and my landlord's furious!

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

A sign outside a house reads "For sale"; the house next door also has a sign that reads "Me too".

'After the yard sale and then the garage sale, it was the next logical step.'

Real estate agency: 'You know, Thomas Jefferson bought this same property in `80` for 3 cents an acre.'

Lazlo and Alan, A unique narrow dwelling with atmospheric lighting.

'Sir...I have a couple here who claim to be first time buyers! What do I do?'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

Seller's Market

'I sold my house for £90,000 and my landlord's furious.'

"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."

"Just because I'm forced to work from home, doesn't mean I deserve any less respect than when I worked in an actual office!"