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'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'The owner is motivated.'

'Location, location, location.'

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

Real estate salesman.

Housing Market

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."