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'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Mouse real estate!

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'We finally got a response to our House For Sale sign. The wind blew it down.'

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'Location, location, location.'

'The owner is motivated.'

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

Real estate salesman.

"Well, they don't want us in the house anymore and they're frantically cleaning up: I think they're going to sell our home..."

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

Housing Market

'Are you thinking of selling your bijou residence?'

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property