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"Renovating your bathroom?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'It started as one of Leonard's do-it-yourself projects.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Non-Drip ?

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

A holiday at home

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum