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'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

A dad does some repairing in the house while his son follows with a first aid kit.

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Always one annoying bit left over at the end."

"Well? Try them out!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Non-Drip ?

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

A holiday at home

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."