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Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'No boys - You can't have an indoor swimming pool!'

A dad does some repairing in the house while his son follows with a first aid kit.

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"Always one annoying bit left over at the end."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Non-Drip ?

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

A holiday at home

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Quick, press control Z!'