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"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Handyman's Special'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

Ceiling Paint

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'I leave in three weeks.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today

"If only Donald Trump knew of your wall-building skills!"

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"