Home Ownership Challenges Pillows

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Tool Box

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Yard Sale

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

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George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'