Home Organizational Hero Mugs

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Non-Drip ?

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Covid and Restarting School

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Working from home

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Sure I can make that deadline."