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"It's the perfect work-from-home apartment because my office used to be here."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Interior design trends for parents....

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'I found the termites!'

"I'm working from home today."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Fittd shēt

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Fuel bill gone through the roof

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"There's more inside."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Acclaimed mother.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Gross."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Moving in