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"Waitress's Day Off""

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

A midwife holding a baby

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Gardener

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Population rocket

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Nature Lovers

The Cat Spa

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Mother's Love