Home Nesting Experts Gifts

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'So this is goodbye then!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Egg Buggy

'How long's he been out there?'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Starter Homes

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Nest Accessories.'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

Peace on Earth