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Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Myths and legends...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Cook in the cookery section.

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Joe Biden

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Small child checks out a book.

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Reading room

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Francois Hollande

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"People used to be more considerate."

Trump Chia Pet

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

Snowman outside library.

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"We met at the library..."

Library Waiting to Happen

"Wait. We're the pests?"