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"A tiny increase in temperature can have devastating consequences - just ask any working parent."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Kitchen Tetris

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

Acclaimed mother.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

No juggling allowed.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

The Juggler vein.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Baskerville Tabby.

"I think we're losing 'em."

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

Man juggling apple core.